#cmon america please
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TAKANAGA HINAKO!!!! GIVE ME CHUBBY SOUCHI AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
#koisuru boukun#manga#itll never happen though sadly#Even if it did it would only be Japan chubby#Like in the picture#Aka just a lil bit of fat#Side tangent I really hate how fatphobic Japan is#Like yes most of the world is#Like even in America#Where everyone is so fat#Like I’ve noticed a small trend in recent years with BL taking a liking to thicker thighs#And then claiming those thighs is the equivalent to chubbier bodies#Yes I understand the culture difference or whatever#But seriously#cmon#Give me muffin top#A lil big of excess tummy#SAGGY BICEPS#anything#please#i beg you Japan
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What if Steve and Hill went on a mission together after the Battle of New York but before Insight?
#a lot of FEELINGS is what#stucky#steve rogers#captain america#marvel#stevebucky#maria hill#maria hill is a bamf#please break me in half#the avengers#ca: ws#canon compliant#or it could be cmon now
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TELL ME somebody has made the scott mccall/stiles stilinski and steve rogers/bucky barnes parallel
SOMEBODY has to have seen that right?
#teen wolf#marvel#steve rogers#captain america#bucky barnes#james buchanan barnes#winter soldier#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#stucky#stevebucky#like cmon#the nicknames for the best friend?#the Memory Issues and Mind Control for the best friend?#the asthmatic who gets super powers and loses all health issues?#PLEASE#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#the avengers
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When the new deep purple album drops pleaseeeee let them tour it in australia
#when they say world tour and it’s Europe America and half of japan#like cmon man please we’re dying down here 😭😭#please please please pleaseeeee#screaming crying throwing up etc#can you guys tell I’m getting more unhinged about them#deep purple#just me things
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there should've been monkeys in florida like there are pigeons in new york
#op#listen i'm saying if decades and decades ago lots of monkeys were let loose in the everglades or around the gulf and they should've become#an invasive species or smth like florida deserves monkeys like brazil#please don't actually take this seriously this is all /j but cmon#feral monkeys sounds like a florida america thing
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BROKE ME IN AN INSTANT. STRAY ME TO ABSOLUTE SADNESS.
#dr stone america arc really is painful#like cmon guys no shooting just guys making things please#can we bring back the giggles and the jokes#DONT STRESS ME OUT THIS INSTANT#dr stone manga#dcst manga#chrome and senku i will forever treasure you both.
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day 126883 of saying harry loves pleasing his het americans fans
#cmon dude#‘never leave america’#nah#pleasing pleasing pleasing#cant set boundaries#apparently loves america and the azoffs#big yikes#the banners are so stupid too don’t even get me started
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What do you meannnnnn Simon's love langauge is physical touch (don’t touch me I’ll die on this hill)
Ahem ahem- grocery shopping edition
Right off the bat this man is parking the car and glaring actual daggers if you try to get out and open the door yourself- he will dramatically roll over the car hood if you’re having a bad day and need a good laugh (his ego be damned if you’re having a bad day because what’s his point of living if-anyway I got sidetracked)
Holds onto the grocery cart like a toddler because he knows if he holds your hand you’ll gripe about not having both of your hands free
Will put his chin on your head and hands in your front Jean/ pant pockets as you stand in the deli wait line
If the store had a Starbucks (sorry pretty sure this is an only america thing, I’m sorry) will indulge and get the back tea while you get your little latte- gripes about how sucks and he can’t taste the Bergamont but he’ll do it
One time at a new super store you both were shopping and he got lost and he didn’t have his phone (like he would even use it) and so you were just happily looking at flowers when over the intercom you here your name followed by, ‘We have your husband up front. please come collect.”
“Simon.”
“Hi luvie.”
“We aren’t married-“ you look to the employee, “We’re not married.”
“Yet.”
“Stop.”
“Yes ma’am.”
He likes bagging his own groceries, even though you tell him he’s putting a poor high schooler out of a job
Especially likes how you praise him for carrying the groceries inside (most nsfw I’ll ever get here cmon man)
Will spend the entire grocery trip looking up recipes and finding the ingredients for them
(Annnnyway that’s it, feedback and whatnot mean the world to me! <333)
#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost riley#simon riley imagine#simon riley fanfic#simon riley x reader#cod x you#cod fluff#ghost x you#xfem!reader#ghost x reader#x female reader#coco's chaos <3
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MUSIC I THINK THE POETS WOULD ENJOY
this is not time period accurate but i do not care. i at least tried to keep it pre-2000s. also i’m 100% projecting my music taste onto them. deal with it? spotify playlists, each of which has around 30 songs, are linked below each description ! i spent forever on this 😭
Charlie Dalton
i’m not sure that i could pinpoint very many artists he’d particularly like, but this is a classic rock boy right here. he’d be into ac/dc, motley crue, led zeppelin, etc. perhaps a bit of duran duran (this is where i’m projecting the most.) songs about s3x and women, and songs that make him feel like the rebel he is. (this playlist has been gale hansen approved on twitter btw)
Neil Perry
oh i just know this kid would be into some funk and pop, especially 80s and perhaps even new wave (i’m again projecting). now THIS is a duran duran fan (specifically their early stuff), which is unsurprising since the lead singer has a drama degree. he’d also probably like fleetwood mac, and would be well-versed in the band’s drama. duran duran, wham!, fleetwood mac, abba, maybe even some hall & oates. songs with complex lyrics and also songs that make him wanna dance. lots of upbeat stuff because though he has things that bother him, he’d rather do anything but dwell on them.
Todd Anderson
honestly, considering they’re roommates, i feel like neil would’ve had a bit of an impact on todd’s music taste, so there’s some band influence there—but regardless, i think todd would be into more mellow and emotional songs. jeff buckley comes to mind, along with the eagles, the beatles and maybe a splash of the smiths also pls pretend now and then didn’t come out last year. he would also be letting it linger i fear
Knox Overstreet
knox would be similar to Charlie, as they probably bond over shared music taste just as much as everything else. very heavy on the classic rock, but a lean more towards songs about needing someone and love songs as he pines for Chris. Tom Petty, Robert Palmer, The Cars, and a bunch of songs introduced to him by Charlie. He sticks more to genre/theme than to a specific artist methinks
Richard Cameron
contrary to what some may think, i think Cameron would absolutely groove to some rock n roll. HOWEVER. he is a 60s-70s rock n roll elitist. he thinks Billy Idol’s cover of Mony Mony is a disgrace. he wholeheartedly believes the Beatles are the best band to have ever graced the planet. The Beatles, The Beach Boys. The Rolling Stones, etc. Maybe even some Simon & Garfunkel. Him and Charlie argue a lot about which decades were the best years of rock music
Gerard Pitts
free my boy. he just wants to dance he ain’t do nothing wrong. his music taste has definitely been influenced by some of the other poets, in the sense that if he hears a song with a funky beat that makes him want to dance, it’s added to his mixtape IMMEDIATELY. for this reason, i’m thinking lots of funk and groove. play that funky music white boy! Bee Gees, ABBA, Talking Heads, Pet Shop Boys, etc. as long as he can dance to it he could care less who it’s by
Steven Meeks
another old rock, but more on the calm side with some hints of folk and fun. Donovan, The Beatles (paul is his fav for sure), The Beach Boys, and he definitely loves every white person anthem, including Sweet Caroline. he likes to groove with Pitts but also like soothing music to study to !!! i had to consult my friend on this one i fear i was drawing a blank
AND THAT is my opinion on each of the poets’ music taste. did i squeeze Duran Duran into almost all of them? perhaps. they’re my fav band let me live… feel free to listen to the playlists (please listen to them. pls i don’t want to have made them in vain.) and maybe even become spotify moots with me :D
#dead poets society#this is cannon now#charlie dalton#neil perry#gerard pitts#steven meeks#todd anderson#knox overstreet#richard cameron#dps#70s music#80s music#Spotify
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✨🌈🌮HEYYYYY GUYSSSSSSS🌮🌈✨
Hello guuysss sorry for not being here 4 awhile. Here's some updates on my life!
I'm finally a high school senior!! (its summer rn, my last day was may 24)
Also, I'm 17 now!!!!
im been gone bc um.. alot of really not so good stuff happened to me and im recovering rn. I may make a post abt tht later but that's all im saying rn!
But I refuse to let that get me down, so I'm still the happy silly guy yk!
Anyways recently I've gotten into Warrior Cats!!! ITS SOOO GOODDDdd
AND PICKING COLLEGES IS SO HARD!! I'm only 17 and next yr I'll be 18! Wdym I have to pick out the rest of my life???? Bleh america's weirddd :/
Also I got purple box braids!!
ALSOO I saw the new inside out!!! ITS SO GOODDDDD! My favs r Joy (literally me), Anxiety, and Envy!!!! The movie wss like rlly good I loved how the emotions r like more nuanced is tht makes sense! :3 Like how there is no actual villain, everyone is trying to help Riley get through her life! Btw, RILEY HAS A 4TOWN POSTER IN HER ROOM :O
I seriously wish tht they made more songs for 4*Town. Like cmon now sm ppl were begging Disney to make 4*Town a real band... Like yeah it would be hard but literally it would be so popular!! Can we pleaaass bring back boy bands and make girl bands just as popular??? And take away all the negativity in it and stuff?? Please kids my age had 1D around when we were nowhere old enough to go to their concerts and actually enjoy it!! PLEAAAASEEEE 😭
Oh yeha speaking abt One Direction, I have a super rare one direction bag!! My friend is a huge directioner and like she told me tht my bag is rlly old and u cant find it nowhere!!! >.< It has the guys when they were teenagers on it. My cousin gave me the bag when I was in 1st grade and I wasnt rlly into them then but I kept it tho. Fast foward to like a couple months ago and my Kirby bag breaks. My sister was cleaning out her room and she found it!! I was like "NO WAY! I GOTTA USE THIS NOWW!" bc like I <3 1D and I needed a new bag! Its rlly good and its like SOO CUTE
OO AND ALSO, are you guys gonna see the Pharell Williams lego movie? Tbh I think its a bit strange to make an entire movie abt urself but like the movie looks literally SO COOLLL AA!! IDK man i love movies with sparkles and creativity all over it. I'm not even a fan of his im just gonna wafch it to try to fill the void in my heart where the lego batman movie 2 and the lego movie 3 should be!!!
OK BYE FRFRRR HAVE A GREATTT NIGHT/DAY/EVENING!!! (we srsly need a word tht combines all of tht ;-;)
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He loves me, he loves me not
CW: F bomb gets dropped once (pg13 ish), Non Canon compliant, Third person, Fem reader, mean Gojo, some angst, some Geto/Nanami and Haibara x reader, some Utahime x Gojo, No (Y/n), Honorifics, the main character(reader insert) may suffer from Mary Sue syndrome.
“Satoru, Suguru, Shoko.” Satoru looked up from his video game, Suguru closed his book, and Shoko hid her cigarettes from Yaga. They were lounging in the courtyard when Yaga interrupted them. “I’d like you three to meet our new transfer student. She’ll be joining the other first years. She’s from America and has only recently picked up Japanese so please be kind to her.” Yaga nudged her forward.
“Uh, hello. I’m…”
“Pfft! Ahaha! Yaga-Sensei, what is this?” Gojo laughed. “She’s a stuttering little idiot.”
“Come on Satoru be nice.” Geto smiled at the new girl.
“Tsk, whatever. She’s probably weak anyway.”
“Hey! Did you just call me weak?”
“Just speak English, your pronunciation is terrible.” Gojo mocked.
“If I don’t practice, I’ll never get better. Now look who’s being an idiot.”
“What did you just call me short stack?!”
“Gojo, shut up for a second.” Ieiri glared at him. “Something feels wrong.”
A tiny noise sounded from your backpack. It was like a mixture between a growl and a whine.
“Hey short stack. You’ve got a curse in your backpack.” Gojo stated bluntly.
“Okay newbie, we’ll take care of this-”
“NO!!” She cut off Geto and held her bag close to her chest. “She’s not a curse. She’s my best friend.” A little black Chow Chow head popped up from her bag. Yellow spiral eyes blinking furiously, adjusting to the light.
“Arf.” The curse squeaked.
“This is cub. I’ve had them for two years now. My friend Hannah named them. Hannah is an incredible person. She has the makings of a great sorcerer, but she’s not interested.”
“I’m sure she’s lovely.” Shoko smiled at her. Gojo just scoffed.
“Yeah, you should see her use her technique! It’s telekinesis, she was able to lift literal tons! …I miss her a lot.” She said meekly.
“That doesn’t explain why you have a curse with you.” Gojo rolled his eyes.
“Cub is a special curse. Their kind is able to reproduce, back two years ago my dad and I took out the rest of their family. They were cowering in the corner of an abandoned cave system and he let me domesticate them.”
“Great, curses can breed now.” Geto groaned.
“No, just cub and their kind.” She smiled at the three second years. “I’ll be nice and give you one warning. If I see any of you try to hurt them I will make your life hell.”
“I’d like to see you try.” Gojo smirked.
She lifted Cub from her backpack and carried them off. “Cmon Cub. Let’s go unpack in our dorm.”
“Yaga-Sensei! You can’t seriously allow her to keep a curse.”
“There’s nothing I can do about it. The higher ups themselves have ordered her transfer and approved her request to keep the curse.” Yaga sighed.
“Ugh, spoiled brat.”
“Look on the bright side Satoru. This could be interesting.” Suguru smirked.
“Since when were you an optimist?” Shoko rolled her eyes.
“Hey, I just think that could have fun with this.”
“Like what, Suguru?” Satoru moued.
“Don’t know, guess we’ll have to wait and see.”
The next day the new girl introduced herself to her new classmates.
“…but you can call me whatever you like. I look forward to working with you both. Oh and this is Cub. Don’t worry, they’re harmless.”
Haibara gasped excitedly. “They look like a baby bear!”
“Yeah, they’re so cute!”
“Totally! You’re like their mama bear huh?”
“I suppose I am.”
“Can I call you Kuma-Chan then?”
“Of course! But you have to let me call you Yu-Chan.”
“Deal.”
“What about you Nanami-San?” She turned to the blonde boy.
“Yeah! Use a nickname.”
“You don’t have to.” She assured him.
“Nickname! Nickname! Kuma-Chan! Kuma-Chan!” Haibara clapped along with each syllable.
“I’ll think about it… Kuma-San. Ugh that sounds weird.”
Haibara cheered excitedly. Yaga smacked him and started to teach.
After class Haibara invited her out to lunch.
“Hey Short Stack. Come over here.” Gojo beckons her over, curling his finger in a come here motion.
“What?”
“You may think that you’re special, having the old farts drooling all over you and all, but you’re nothing more than a wet hole they can toss away at any moment.”
“Wow. If this is how you see women, it’s no wonder why you’re a virgin.” His smirk dropped, as hers curled tightly onto her lips.
He grimaced at her, stepping toward her to tower over her. “A weakling like you should watch your mouth. I’m the strongest sorcerer in the world, probably all of history.” He slammed her against the wall. “I shake the foundation of the world.” He placed his hand around her throat. “No one would even care if you were to disappear one day.”
She held her hands in a circular position and brought them up to her eye level. Before he knew what happened purple rope surrounded him on the ground then more apparated and entangled his limbs.
“What the Hell?” He grunted.
“Strongest my Ass.” You mumbled and limped away.
“Kuma-Chan! Are you okay?”
“Yeah, Yu-Chan. Just a little light headed. I hate to say it but that Gojo guy is pretty strong.”
“He’s a Gojo, of course he’s strong.” Nanami piped up.
“What do you mean?”
The boys explained the details of the Gojo Clan and Jujutsu society as a whole.
After lunch the Higher ups brought her down to the basement of Jujutsu high. “What is this?”
“This is Tengen. Nullify their energy.”
She held her hands up in a familiar manner and purple rope surrounded the sorcerer.
“It didn’t work.” One of the higher ups remarked.
“Hang on.” She pulled off her backpack and pulled out Cub. “Come on now, Cub. Absorb Tengen’s cursed energy.” They winced and hid into her shoulder. “Please Cub. I know that you’ve been a bit sick but please, try for me.” Cub looked toward Tengen and tried to absorb their cursed energy. “Nothing? Okay bud.” She put them back in the bag.
“Wait.” Tengen called out. “You said that curse could absorb cursed energy?”
“They can transfer it to someone else too.”
“The Star Plasma Vessel will be here in a few days. I want you to absorb their energy and feed it to me.”
“May I know why? I’ve been flown across the world, to an underground bunker, in the forest of an island nation. I have no clue what’s going on.”
“Men, leave us.” The higher ups leave the two sorcerers and the curse. “I am dying, it is happening very soon. My consciousness will evaporate and I will morph into a higher plane of existence. The Star Plasma Vessel has the Cursed Technique to renew my form but they can only use it upon death, thus can only be activated once. I believe that your pet can absorb it and transfer it to me without casualties.”
“What if it doesn’t work?”
Tengen had gone quiet after that.
“Okay…” She turned and walked out.
The day of the full moon was the day of the merge, and it was also the scariest day of her life. The day started out with Haibara and Nanami asking her to accompany them on a mission; she declined.
“Huh? But what could be more important than this?”
“Don’t worry about it Yu-Chan. The higher up’s gave me a different mission and I have to stay here.”
“Just let it go Haibara.” Nanami pat him on the shoulder and the two left.
Next she went to the armory to get a weapon just in case of emergencies. “Ooh a machete. What do you think bud? Should I go Jason Voorhees on their asses?” She swished the machete around as cub sits on the floor.
“Arf!”
“I’ll take that as a yes.”
She then spent the rest of the day chilling on the roof of one of the buildings, keeping watch over the school to see when the boys would return.
Eventually Geto ran past her and Cub. “Geto-Senpai!”
“Satoru is in danger! If you want to be useful go help him!”
“Take Cub with you!” She threw her pet down to Geto, Riko, and the maid.
She then went off to find where Gojo was. On the way she came face to face with Toji Fushiguro.
She assumed a fighting position and shouted, “Who the hell are you?” He didn’t respond as he pulled out a gun from his worm and shot her. The bullet pierced through her stomach.
“Out of my way.” He spat coldly as he stepped over her. She lay unmoving on the floor as he walked away. She didn’t need to give him a reason to think she wasn’t dead and risk him coming back to finish the job.
After he was a good distance away she felt that it was safe to get up. She pulled the bullet out with her hands as red vines surrounded the wounded like bandages. Then she pulled on them and they disappeared along with the wound.
She got up ran in the direction Toji left in. “No doubt he was already to the elevator by now.”
She got there just as the elevator doors closed and she saw Toji looking surprised at her. She used the Machete she had borrowed earlier to pry the elevator doors open. She then sliced the cables on the elevator. “Who says you can’t bring a knife to a gun fight?” She then takes a different elevator down and runs through the tunnels to get to Geto and Riko.
On Toji’s end he had heard the snap of the elevator cables and been quick. He pried open the doors and used one of his swords to plunge into the space between the doors and jam the elevator still. He took a moment to catch his breath. He then opened the ceiling hatch and crawled up into the open. He looked between the cracks and saw that he was only a few feet from the bottom to if he hit it it most likely wouldn’t kill him. He hesitantly crawled back into the elevator and slowly pulled his sword out. The elevator plummeted down to the bottom and Toji lost his footing and hit his head pretty hard. “Ugh. That brat, I should’ve finished her off when I had the chance.” He rested for a few seconds before he got up and walked through the tunnel.
Halfway through a snarling wrathful creature came charging a him. Cub bit into Toji’s right side as he swung at the poor creature. Toji kept swinging but Cub started to jump around and claw at the man. He was getting tired of the creature but he couldn’t really do anything to them. After a few minutes he finally grabbed Cub and threw them hard against the wall. Cub whimpered and crawled towards Toji, not willing to give up fighting yet. Toji stabbed them in the side and walked on towards the other side of the tunnel.
When he finally got to the end he yelled exasperated. “OH COME ON!! I shot you, and you gave me a head start when you cut the elevator cord, but somehow you got here before me!”
“You’re not getting the star plasma vessel that easily.”
She apparated a glowing white metal chain to her and struck him with it. He grabbed it and pulled her closer to him grabbing her and threw her down the tunnel behind him.
She heard a familiar whimper come from farther down and she rushed to see Cub. “Oh shit! No no, please! Cub!” She surrounded them in red vines and smiled softly when they licked her hand. She sprinted back down the tunnel in a fury.
she handed Cub off to Riko who had been abandoned by the boys who were fighting. She summoned her chains and swung over to them. She struck Toji in the face and again on his back. She kept swinging. His arms his legs his sides. Geto had to physically stop her as she jumped closer to the assassin and was almost hit by one of his curses.
“Careful Kohai!”
“I’m going to kill him! He nearly killed Cub!” She screamed as tears poured down her face.
“I’ll handle this! You get Riko to safety.”
“But-”
“No offense Kohai but you’ll get in my way if you jump in guns blazing. Go help Gojo, get him to Shoko.”
“Okay.” She swung away. “Senpai! Here!” She pointed at him and a light blue ribbon shot towards him and was absorbed into him. She pulled Riko and Cub away down one of the tunnels to get to the elevator.
“Gojo!” She and Riko called out as he stood in front of them. He ran toward the two and hugged Riko. It did feel like a bit of a punch that he’d greet Riko first, but it’s not like the two were close so she shouldn’t feel bad about it, right?
“Hey Gojo-Senpai, Geto-Senpai wanted me to get you to Shoko Senpai.”
“No need.”
“Alright then, come on Cub, absorb Riko’s energy.”
“WHAT?!” The two scream.
“Riko can Absorb Cursed Energy and either transfer it to someone else or use it to amplify their attacks. I could boost their ability to do so if I had any energy left but I used the rest to boost and refuel Geto-Senpai.”
“Back up, back up. What can you do?”
“I have purple rope that nullifies, white chains that attack, red vines that heal, and light blue ribbons that buffs someone. I well it’s more complicated, I can use the last bit of my cursed energy to refill someone’s cursed energy as well as boost the strength of their attack.”
“You’re like Shoko and Utahime combined, but weaker.”
“I don’t know about that. She was beating up that assassin pretty easily.” Riko smiled.
“I don’t know what world you are living in but that was not easy.” She declared.
“Weak.” Gojo Whisper yelled.
“Shut up!”
“Here, if you need cursed energy have your little bear thing refill yours with mine.” Gojo held out his hand towards the curse. Cub nearly bit him.
“Do you by any chance have a high amount of cursed energy?”
“Yeah, it’s basically unlimited. Why?”
“So you’re why Cub’s been sick lately!” Cub started to consume energy as their human kept talking. “They get kinda sick and cranky when they’re surrounded by a large amount of Cursed energy.” The two did the transfer and Cub took away Riko’s cursed energy. “Now if you two will excuse me I’m going to go help Tengen.”
A few days later and life was getting on at Jujustu High. Riko and her maid had gone home, Tengen was stable, Shoko had healed Geto, and no one had heard anything about Toji since he fled.
“Hm? Short stack! Where are you going?” Gojo called out as he saw her leaving the premises with her suitcases and Cub riding in her backpack.
“Good luck with your future endeavors Gojo-Senpai!” She smiled back at him. “I’ll be taking my leave now.”
“Huh? What do you mean?” He ran up to her.
“My purpose for coming to Japan is fulfilled. I’m going back to America.”
“What? You’re leaving?” He asked exasperated.
“Yes. Is there a problem?” She tilted her head slightly confused.
“You can’t leave!”
“Why not?”
“Because there aren’t as many curses anywhere else in the world. If you want to get stronger you have to stay.”
“I’m strong enough to protect myself and those I love.”
“Oh really?”
“Why do you even care?”
“I want to fight you. You beat me once but rest assured that will never happen again. I want you at your strongest so that I can destroy you.”
“Ugh. Can you be any more petty?”
“You’re not leaving Tokyo yet. I’ll talk to the higher ups and get them to let you stay.” He pats her on the head like she’s a dog.
“The world doesn’t revolve around you, ya know. I don’t want to fight you. And after this past week I don’t think that I want to become a sorcerer anymore.”
“Just… stay for the rest of the school year. If you really want to leave after that go ahead.”
“Is your ego really that fragile that anyone who can possibly crush the brittle piece of masculinity you have has to be “put in their place”?”
“You wish. Like I already told you. I am Gojo Satoru. I am the strongest sorcerer in history. Mountains crumble before me. Raging oceans calm at the snap of my fingers. I can destroy everything that you’ve ever loved so be a good girl and sit tight while I get ready to humiliate you.”
She just looked at him bored. “You know, your fly has been down this entire conversation.”
He blushes and looks down to see that she was lying and looked up to see her giggling to herself and walking back towards the dorms. “See you later Tomato Face.”
“I’m going to kill her one day.” Gojo mutters to himself.
Weeks went by without her even realizing it. Everyday was rigorous training; her speed, strength, and stamina had all increased.
“Okay, let’s try domain expansion.” Yaga said as he held up a clipboard jotting down notes for an examination to determine her rank. They were out on the track field measuring the strengths and limitations of her cursed Techniques.
Haibara and Nanami came out to support her while the second year students came out because Gojo wanted to make fun of her.
“Oh, um… I don’t have a domain. See, because I can nullify cursed energy I can’t exactly use a domain to amplify my nullification. They kinda cancel each other out.” Gojo snickered watching from above at the top of the stairs. Geto elbowed him in the side as Shoko glared.
“Don’t worry Kuma-Chan! You’re doing great!” Haibara yelled supportively.
“Can’t you just put me in grade 4? I don’t really know if I want to stay here anyway.”
“Listen, I know that this isn’t the most ideal situation, but you’re here at Jujutsu High anyway and most people want you to succeed.”
“Look, I’m hungry, I’m tired, I want to go take a hot shower and finish up my day by watching Naruto. Can we please just finish this up?”
Yaga sighed and clicked his pen in. “Fine, we should have enough Data to sort you.”
Haibara ran over to her. “Kuma-Chan! Don’t you want the fame of a Jujutsu sorcerer?”
“No not really. I think you and Nanami-San will be great sorcerers. Ieiri-Senpai and Geto-Senpai will be amazing too.”
“What about me, short stack?” Gojo teleports behind her and wraps an arm around her shoulder.
“Yeah yeah, you’ll become the strongest sorcerer and you’ll have women throwing themselves at you, you’ll be so rich that you’ll use paper money to wipe your ass, and if anyone ever talks back to you you’ll kill them without a second thought.” She replied sarcastically.
“Wrong! I’m already the strongest.” He booped her nose. She rolled her eyes and pushed him off her.
“Drop dead SENPAI.” She said tauntingly, and walked off.
Geto smirked and walked alongside her. “You sure told him off.”
“…Can we not talk about him Senpai? How have the curses been.”
“Tasting like Shit as usual.”
“Do you want me to make you some sweets?”
“That sounds lovely sweetness.”
…
“Since when did they get so close?” Gojo side eyed the two.
A year later Yaga sent Haibara and Nanami out on a mission.
“Can I come along?”
“Are you sure you want to?” Nanami asked worried.
“Can’t let you two have all the fun, now can I?” She smiled and left with the boys.
“Pfft. She thinks that she’s all that.” Gojo rolled his eyes.
“She is pretty nice.” Geto replied smiling at the thought of the yummy pasties that she’d cook when she got home.”
“Oh yeah. I bet you’d know all about it seeing as you two are best friends.”
“Are you jealous?” Geto’s voice held a bit of mirth to it as he teased his best friend.
“NO! I just don’t like that she’s taking away everything that is rightfully mine! My title as the strongest, my best friend, next she’ll take away my girlfriend.”
“You don’t have a girlfriend. And she tied you up once a year ago, I highly doubt that you could call her the strongest.”
“Okay second point first, it’s still a blow to my reputation, okay? And while I don’t have a girlfriend yet once I do she’ll probably go around spreading lies about me.”
“Who would you even want for a girlfriend? Riko? Shoko? Utahime?”
“Um… someone who can keep up with me. Someone who’s kind and thoughtful. Someone strong enough to keep my family off my ass but someone I can protect and provide for. She’ll have to be okay with me leaving for missions all the time though.” At Gojo’s confession Geto bursts out in laughter. Gojo blushes. “What’s so funny, Suguru?”
“Your ideal girlfriend sounds just like the woman you were bitching about not even 15 seconds ago. She doesn’t just kiss your ass, she’s made me pastries on many occasions to wash out the awful taste of curses, she has incredible power but overall doesn’t want to become a sorcerer, and since she’s been on several missions she’d understand the hardships of having to travel for work.”
“No, Suguru that’s crazy talk. I don’t love her and I’ll prove it to you.”
“How?”
“I’m going to tell Yaga that she left without permission.”
“What? No, Satoru. Do not narc on the poor girl just because I said that you have a crush on her.”
“I do not!”
“Gojo has a crush on who now?” Shoko appeared to the boys.
“No one!” Satoru shouted.
“Okay, calm down!” Shoko sighed.
The next day the three came back, Nanami carrying her in his arms.
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m so fucking sorry!” Haibara sobbed into Geto’s shoulder.
“What happened?”
“She took a hit for Haibara… her Achilles tendon was slashed and she lost a hand. Haibara broke one of his ribs and the curse ripped his arm clean off. Eventually we were able to get her enough cursed energy to heal herself and Haibara, but she overdid it and she hasn’t woken up since.”
“HAIBARA!! NANAMI!! YOU ASSHATS WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER!!” Satoru yelled as he ran into the room. Geto had to physically restrain him and explain the whole situation. “She wasn’t supposed to be on that mission.” Cub walked over on their hind legs and pawed at Gojo, sucking up some of his energy. They then rushed over to their human and refilled her energy so.
“Yu! Kento!” She shot up she pulled Yu into a tight hug and as the other three boys in the room watched on. “Jackass. I thought that I’d lost you.” She softly sobbed.
“Okay Short Cake I think that’s enough excitement for one day. I’ll bring you back to your dorm.” Gojo pulled her away from Haibara and picked her up.
“Hey! Put me down!” She screamed as he started to walk away.
“Call me Satoru and I just might.”
“This isn’t funny Gojo-Senpai!”
“Why so cold? Not even 5 seconds ago I you used Haibara and Nanami’s first names. Come on~ three little sounds Sa~To~Ru~”
“Never!”
“I’ll give you a kiss if you be a good girl and say my name!”
“Yu Yu! Kenny! Help me!”
“Now they have their own nicknames? You’re being so mean.”
“Sugu! He’s your friend! Do something!”
“Even my own best friend gets this special treatment. Oh how you wound me.” He pouted.
“Should we do something?” Kento asked.
“Nah, I’m going to love teasing him about this for the next month.” Suguru smirks recording the whole thing.
At the end of the year She and Gojo finally battled; he wiped the floor with her.
“Congrats, strongest sorcerer.” She smiled at him.
“Thanks. In a year how about we have a rematch? Does best two out of three work for you?”
“Only if you count this round one. I don’t think I could go three rounds with you.”
“Technically this is round two since you beat me as a first year. Next year at your graduation winner takes all.”
“I wasn’t really trying back then but you’re on.”
“Gojo are you bullying this poor girl?”
“Look who decided to show up. Short cake this is Mei Mei and Utahime.”
“Nice to meet you both.” She smiled.
“Gojo! You should show me more respect as your senior!” Utahime glared. As the two started to bicker Mei Mei pulled the other woman away.
“Sorry hun. He’s taken.”
“What?”
“I can tell that you have an interest in him, but look at them over there. Do you see his smile? The fire in his eyes when he looks at her? The way he laughs so carelessly? His heart belongs to Utahime.”
“Sa- …Gojo-Senpai, I have to go. I’ll see you in a year.”
“Wait. You’ve still got two weeks til you have to go back to school.”
“Yeah, um. I think I’m going to go back to America.”
“Why? You were just there.”
“Six months ago for Christmas break.”
“Oh… has it really been that long? Okay well. I’ll see you around!”
“Yeah…”
She went back to her dorm and sobbed into her Pillow. After a good hour she bought a ticket to go home, and started to pack.
“Wow. Sweet Eighteen has done you well.” Gojo smirked.
“Tch. Don’t be a creep.” She said as the two assumed a fighting stance.
The battle was chaos. Attack after attack was fired. Eventually she nullified his cursed technique and jumped on him. She got onto his shoulders and started to hit his head.
“…Short cake… hang on for a moment… I’ll surrender if you do something for me.”
“What exactly.”
“Squeeze your legs together. As hard as you can.”
“Are you kidding? That’ll suffocate you!”
“That’s kind of the point sweetheart.” As he said that she just fell back in shock. He caught her as she fell. “Is that a no? If you’re not into that I’m more than willing to suffocate in your chest.”
“Shut up!”
“Short Cake, what happened to us? You haven’t talked to me in a year. We were so close after you nearly died.”
“Oh don’t act like you care about me! Just go off and marry that Utahime chick!”
“I don’t want to marry her.”
“Please. I saw the way you looked at her at your graduation.”
“Oh you mean like how you’re so touchy with Suguru and Haibara and Nanami, and all those assholes on your social media accounts!”
“Are you kidding? You have no right to judge how I chose to move on from my heartbreak. It’s not like you’ve been very chaste anyway. You’ve “supported” a few girls financially here and there over the past year and you have the balls to act like I’m in the wrong?”
“You ghosted me!”
“Because Mei Mei said that you were in love with Utahime!”
“Yeah? Well she lied. Utahime has never made me feel like I was at threat of being overthrown as the strongest. For two years you came at me with comeback after comeback and I finally felt alive! Two years I watched you give Suguru sweets and I begged him to share even half a crumb with me! Two years I watched you squander your potential because you didn’t feel like you deserved to be here! I’m done holding back.” He grabbed her by the back of her head and kissed her, he then whispered her full name lowly in her ear and vowed that one day soon he would marry her.
“Come here dumbass.” She kissed him again. “I love you Satoru.”
“I love you too.”
“I could have been named Sasuke?” Her and Satoru’s 5 year old son pouted.
“Toru suggested that name and I shot him down. We already have one emo son in Megumi. We didn’t need another one.”
“Kakashi! Nezuko! Why is my very pregnant wife and your very pregnant mother out here in the cold?”
“Hun, it’s September, and 75 degrees out.”
“Sorry Papa.” The three year old girl teared up.
“Great Satoru. Now you’re making our daughter cry.”
“Sorry Short Cake. Megumi! Can you help your mother to the couch?”
“She is not my mother. No offense.”
“Non taken. I know that you only say that because then technically he’d be your father.”
“Hey! He’s a great dad!” Kakashi defended.
“Yeah! He’s the best daddy!” Nezuko adds.
“I suppose you are great, aren’t you Daddy~?” She teased. The children painfully unaware of the meaning.
“Are they like this all the time?” An unfamiliar voice called from the foyer of the Gojo Estate. Her face burnt up in embarrassment.
“Mrs. Gojo. Meet Itadori Yuuji and Kugisaki Nobara, Megumi’s new classmates.
“Please pretend like you didn’t hear me earlier.” She requested meekly.
“Done. Gone from my memory.” Yuuji smiled plainly.
“Yeah yeah, I don’t really care about Sensei’s bedroom affairs.” Nobara hand waved it away.
“Megumi. How about you show your friends around and put your siblings down for a nap?” Satoru suggested.
Megumi nodded and everyone left the two alone.
“I love you Mrs. Gojo.”
“I love you too Mr. Gojo.” And as Sakura petals fall the two embraced in a tender kiss.
#jujutsu kaisen#gojo x reader#jjk#gojo satoru#gojou satoru x reader#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen satoru#satoru gojo#satoru x reader#satoru angst#jjk satoru#satoru x you#satoru x y/n#gojo satoru x you#geto suguru#ieiri shoko#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#gojo satoru x reader#haibara yu#nanami kento
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Can somebody please explain to me how it’s possible for so many people to just walk through their life’s and be able to ignore to all the things happening to our brothers and sisters in Palestina? I mean cmon bro you can’t say you know nothing when everywhere you look on social media you see smt. And how incapable and ignorant all the people are accusing Palestine to be much worse than Israel.
What I see right now is just mercilessly genocide without any thoughts. And the fact that Israel and or America are manipulating the media is another proof that it’s not Palestine who doing the murders.
How blind can people be to not know that it’s Israel who cut off water and electricity from the Palestinians. Who bombs hospitals without any care and kills people like they’re insects. So many of these people are kids. Fucking children. How is it okay to bomb kids and cut off their needs and attack them when they feel safe?!
How?!!
I’m not saying that you have to hate Israel or to support Palestine. You can be neutral. All I’m asking of you is to stop supporting these monsters and stop ignoring what happens there and start to take action. Because these kids did not deserve to die that young in fear and to live with constant suffering and pain and fear for their lives. Nobody did. Doesn’t matter if young or old. Fucking nobody did end. Imagine. These people living in constant fear for their lifes and the ones of their loved ones and always having to cautious bc of the bombs. They aren’t even safe in hospitals anymore because Israel started sending soldiers undercover in them to kill the INJURED AND INNOCENT PEOPLE THERE. And they can’t even do anything about it because they’re injured.
That’s just horrible
So please stand up for those people.
And may allah be with them and protect them
Amin
From the river to the sea Palestine will be free
Stand with Palestine
No more genocide
Ceasefire now
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#free palestine until it’s backwards#free palestine#free gaza#palestine#gaza#let kids live#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#ceasefire now#gaza strip#children
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actress!reader x matty healy instagram blurb
(FC: Daisy Edgar Jones)
a/n: hello everyone!! again, i really enjoy reading instagram blurbs so I decided to write another one! any feedback is appreciated or if any of yall have requests/ideas for fics or faceclaims for more of these i'd love to hear them!! kisses!!
yninstagram MET GALA 22 🖤🖤 @/oscardelarenta
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ynfan1 OMG PAUL AND YN AND PHOEBEEEE
enews We’re dying! A Normal People reunion!!!
oscardelarenta It was a pleasure having you join us!
>yninstagram Thank you so much for having me !!!
phoebebridgers sexyyy
ynfan2 she’s so pretty i can’t breathe
ynfan3 mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
ynupdates yn with a fan last night at the 1975’s show in LA! apparently she was there with Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham!
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ynfan1 she looks so prettyyy!!
ynfan2 omg PLEASE tell me there’s photos of her with bo and phoebe!!!
>ynupdates check out my page!!
ynfan3 this is me! she was so lovely and she danced with me and my friends for a couple songs!
>ynfan4 omgggg i’m so jealous!!
yninstagram Vanity Fair. Out now. Xxx.
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ynfan1 mOTHER???
trumanblack fit x
>1975fan1 matty?? And yn??
>ynfan2 yn was seen at a 1975 show like a month ago!!
>yninstagram @/trumanblack oh, you.
ynfan3 already bought a copy!!!
ynupdates yn out with some friends at a bar in LA!
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ynfan1 who was she with??
>ynupdates some industry people and her manager, Rachel!
ynfan2 i miss her London vibe but i’m so glad she’s getting more exposure in america!
>ynfan3 she’s scheduled to go on British radio next week so hopefully she’ll be going back soon !!
mtvnews Is a budding romance in the air? We think so after Yn was a blushing beauty on British breakfast radio after being asked about her newfound friendship with The 1975’s frontman, Matty Healy! Eagle eyed fans noticed Healy commenting compliment after compliment on Yn’s insta posts since last month (when she conveniently was seen at Healy’s show in LA). What do you think? Let us know in the comments!
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ynfan1 ugh can’t 2 people just be friends?? she seemed so nervous for the whole interview and they took ONE part out of context!
1975fan1 who even is she?? maybe her and matty are just friends!!
>ynfan2 she’s an actress! She was in Normal People and she’s gonna be in a show with Andrew Garfield later in the year called Under The Banner Of Heaven!!
yninstagram lol
>trumanblack 🤪🤪
yn1975fan1 do yall see yn and matty’s comments???!! what is going on??!!
trumanblack smooch xx
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yninstagram okay cruella devil…
>trumanblack RUDE
1975fan1 omg matty with a dog??? DYINGG
ynfan1 wait isn’t that yn’s dog, rex???
>ynfan2 omg i think ur right!!
>yn1975fan1 omg that’s so cute that matty met rex!!!!
ynupdates yn seen in London yesterday with Matty Healy from the 1975! they had some drinks with some friends and were walking hand in hand! so cute!
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ynfan1 omg omg omg omg omg my PARENTS
ynfan2 they are ADORABLE I LOVE THEM
yn1975fan1 from all the videos of them together, they seem so happy with each other <;33
1975fan1 cmon…we don’t know if they’re dating! They could just be friends!!
yninstagram i help him work 💞
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yn1975fan1 OOOHHHH MYY GODDDDDDDD
ynfan1 aaahhhh theyre so cute together
trumanblack help distract me more like
>yninstagram shut up you love it!
trumanblack i help her work 👹👹
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yninstagram STOPPP DELETE ITTT
>trumanblack never its what you get
yn1975fan1 omg they are just the cutest im dying!!!!
1975fan1 ok matty and yn are totally together im gonna just lay down on the highway now
denisewelch gorgeous!! X
managerrachel don’t you bother her too much, Matthew!
>trumanblack attacked? on my own post? when she started it?
yn1975fan2 SHUT UP MY NEW FAV COUPLE
enews New couple alert! Actress, YN and 1975 frontman, Matty Heally were seen very close last night outside a bar in Soho, London (if you know what we mean). This comes after months of flirting and appearances on each others’ socials but neither parties, nor their teams, have yet to confirm anything–though we think it’s pretty clear where their relationship lies!
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yn1975fan1 they’re cute and all but this kinda feels like a breach of privacy? like they didn’t know the photo was being taken and if they wanted to be public with their relationship, they’d talk about it more
ynfan1 take this down!! this was clearly taken without their permission!
yn1975fan2 ugh idk who i’m more jealous of!!
1975fan1 please stop sending me these pictures of my fiancé wrapped around another woman. This is not me and it's hard enough knowing this has happened without seeing it. Enough now.
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trumanblack the weather isn’t the only thing thats hot
>1975fan1 mATTHEW
ynfan1 so pretty!!
managerrachel get inside! don’t want my favourite client getting heatstroke…
>yninstagram yes mum…
yn1975fan1 pretty sure that’s out the front of matty’s house…
>yn1975fan2 well if they’re dating its not really a surprise that they spend time at each other’s houses
trumanblack 📸📸📸
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yn1975fan1 yn is so prettyyyyy
1975fan1 these are so cute!!
yninstagram 💕💕
>trumanblack 💗💗
trumanblack Today marks a year of loving you. I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy–I didn’t think I could ever be this happy. Thanks to you, I believe in soulmates. Here’s to one, and many more to come. xxx
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yninstagram xxx
yninstagram 1 year with this one. My dear, you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me and everyday, I love you more and more. I cannot wait to see what else comes our way 💕💕
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trumanblack 💗💗
people Packing on the PDA! Matty Healy and YN were seen this week dining in London. They appeared very in love and rumours report they were celebrating their anniversary! How cute!
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yn1975fan1 i love them so much!!!
yn1975fan2 i can’t believe they’ve been together for a whole year!!
yninstagram big day 🕊️🕊️
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phoebebridgers so beautiful, queen!!
>yninstagram love you!! So glad you could be there xxxx
managerrachel my girl is MARRIED!!!
trumanblack officially off the market, ladies and gentlemen
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1975adam welcome to the married gang bro!
yninstagram yeah, NOW you’re not single…
>trumanblack in the eyes of the lord, baby!
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Warum?
Chapter 1 Portland
Tags: Crp oc story line, oc x ticci Toby
Warnings: blood and gore, mentions of SA, SH and ED, addiction
If you are uncomfortable with any topics mentioned do not continue.
Mel was a girl that lived in Germany, until her bullshit narc father made them move to Maine in America at the age of 16, she’s always struggled with mental disorders, she knows she has something but her father says she’s attention seeking and doesn’t have her diagnosed.
Car ride
After arguing with my dad I sit and look out the window earbuds connected to my iPod, I might get used to this place it’s kinda pretty.
My dad ended up pulling into this rickety old parking lot, this apartment complex looked like SHIT, I wouldn’t be shocked if I got syphilis from grabbing the keys from the receptionist.
“Anthony it smells like dick cheese and heroin in this lump of shit”
“Melanie how many fucking times do I have to tell you to not call me by my name I am your father. You will treat me as such you worthless brat”
“Cry me a river.”
He scoffs as you get into the elevator “listen just try and get along here, I’m trying to do better”
“Leaving me at grandmas and starting a new family isn’t better Tony.”
“Will you ever let that go? I thought you loved your siblings”
“I do love my siblings with my whole heart, but I will never forgive you for this”
The elevator dings
I walk out and find your door, you unlock it and walk in leaving the door open for Anthony, it smells like mold in this place, I walked and found a room, at least I have my own bathroom
I start unpacking, pinning my tapestry’s up, placing books and vinyls down, I stand up and look around thinking about going grab my mattress out of the trailer.
As I get to the elevator and get to the 1st floor I run out the door and open the trailer, hauling the mattress out, I can’t help but feel like I’m being watched, the hairs on the back of her neck begin to stand.
She thinks of it as nothing, dragging the mattress with all her might to the elevator, finally getting inside.
The elevator dings
She walks out with her mattress and goes inside the new apartment, dragging her stuff to her room, finally throwing the mattress on the floor
Who has money for a bed frame? It’s more comfortable on the floor anyway.
She hears music. Fuck, her dad’s drinking again, she runs to lock her door, he’s already there.
“Cmon mel let’s dancee”
“No Tony get away from me.”
She try’s to close the door
“Don’t you fucking shut me out.”
He grabs her by her hair and drags her to the main room making her sway with him to the music.
Tears begin to flood her vision, she begins to realize his hands wandering, she tenses up, trying to leave his grasp but he just holds tighter.
She feels as if she cant breathe.
Please stop
No please
Not again
He’s groping her, he stops to whisper in her ear “it’s your own fault Melanie”
She’s had enough, the fantasies of bashing his head in and ripping him limb from limb, hanging his organs like fairy lights around the house, she stares at him strongly just imagining his arm breaking over and over again, she forms a small smile.
Suddenly there’s a snap.
“WHAT THE FUCK MY ARM MY FUCKING ARM”
“WHAT DID YOU DO YOU BASTARD”
She sits in shock as she sprints to her room and locks it.
Looking down she breaks a small laugh not knowing wtf just happened, it hits her that it was her that did it? She doesn’t understand
She grabs an empty coke can from the car ride there, thinks of it just crumpling until her head hurt, it crushed.
Her eyes widen in shock, how did she do that, suddenly she hears static. It’s loud. Very loud.
Then black.
The next day
She wakes up with a headache, what happened? She looks at her clock it’s 1pm the next day, groggily she gets up and goes to her bathroom starting the shower, not until now she hadnt realized how ghetto her bathroom looked.
Whatever, she gets undressed hops in the shower, just standing there, thinking.
She grabs her shampoo scrubbing her scalp, she thinks of going in the woods to try her new found abilities.
*drip*
God fucking dammit, she watches as blood drips down her thigh.
Woods are going to have to wait, I need to go to the store. As she hops out of the shower drying off, her hair is still damp but thinks it looks better that way.
She uses her last tampon and walks out of the bathroom, grabbing from her bag a bra and panties and 2 pre rolls.
She puts on the panties and bra, then lights the pre roll, looking out the window she feels like someone’s watch but sees no one.
Whatever, she grabs her shirt with rob zombie on it, a shirt that leaves her shoulders out showing her bra straps, she puts on fish nets and Jean shorts, finishing the pre roll she puts it out on her windowsill.
She grabs her socks and puts on her doc martins, grabbing her backpack in the process, and runs out the door.
Shutting the apartment door and locking it, and then she walks into the elevator bringing her down to the first floor.
Walking out of the complex she starts to light her second pre roll, she begins walking to the nearest store MSI blasting through her headphones.
Finally making it into the store she walk straight to the feminine hygiene and grabs tampons, then it hits her that she’s broke, she stuffs the box in her back pack quickly leaving.
The adrenaline rush of stealing is something she will never get over. She begins to run into the woods across the street, static filling her ears again.
It’s not as bad as last time, she finishes the last pre roll and puts it out in the piles of leaves, she sits walks deeper into the woods, sitting by a tree stump and setting down her bag.
Pulling out her earbuds and shutting off the iPod she sits and waits.
Waiting for maybe too long
She drifts to sleep.
Reblogs are appreciated <33
#Spotify#creepypasta#slenderverse#slenderman#jeff the killer#idk what to tag this as#ticci toby#jeffery woods#toby rogers#oc#oc story#creepypasta fandom#masky marble hornets#marble hornets#hoodie#maine#horror
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Usually there’d be some goofy ass art to go with an analysis of tf2 characters but art block is knifing me up right now so have headcanons which get a smidge too personal with the immigrant experience
The Defense class is my favorite out of the three, not only because of their in-game mechanics, but because of the potential they have for character. All of them are, in some way, more normal than the rest (or appear to be in the case of Engineer). Demoman’s just an alcoholic (nothing inherently wrong with addiction anyway), Heavy’s just real passionate about his job, and Engineer is, deceptively, rather level-headed. Just based on inference I like to think they are three people fundamentally damaged by the concept of the “American Dream;” to be religious and good and serve your country, no matter how bad it may treat you. On one hand, you’ve got two immigrants, and on the other, you’ve got a natural born Texan, raised in the Bible Belt, so of course said dream will impact them differently. Seeing both Demo’s and Heavy’s families, it’s safe to assume they’re both raised with a very collectivist mindset. With the Engineer, it is mere guessing based on the stereotypical image of a Bible Belt family. Being an immigrant in a country which doesn’t share your ideals is a rough integration process already, nevermind the potential discrimination their status as foreigners might lend them to (it’s the 70s cmon man). Hence they do not stay in America because they genuinely view it as home; they stay in America out of sacrifice; money is made for their families, be it in the Heavy’s case a necessity, or the Demoman’s, to please. Neither of their beliefs align with America’s, nor their physical appearance mimic that of a stereotypical American. Both of them have probably felt outcasted before- especially regarding their appearance- and this is no exception. The United States is but a well-paying prison. For Dell, though, it is, without doubt, his home. Bee Cave Texas basking in all its fine American beauty. Regardless, it’s not as perfect as he was raised to think. (I’ve less to say on behalf of him, actually. I didn’t grow up in the Bible Belt, so lots of these ideas are mumbo jumbo from book and media portrayals.) He’s grown up in the perfect American family, a providing father, a loving mother, the face of every American cartoon and magazine. Good people with a faith in god, what more can he ask for? He didn’t exactly feel as though all the values he held truly represented him as a person. Maybe it’s a repressed homosexuality thing, or growing up as a little girl and deciding it wasn’t right for him thing, or generally realizing that his ideas were pretty outdated; especially when interacting with the rest of the Defense team. All three of them are from different continents, and still manage to find they have so much in common. MAN the POTENTIAL for CHARACTER (going insane. Truly the guys ever
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How about really famous dom reader. Like he a avengers and then sub Steven grant. Then his works place is hosting a party and everyone is shocked about his partner. And they all try to talk to him but he just doesn't care that much and only wants to talk to Steven and be around him. And Steven is wearing a nice suit and reader keeps flirting with him and saying how he looks so gorgeous and can't wait for tonight. Which leads to reader not waiting till they get to the bed and fucking him barely when they walk inside. And fucking Steven at the door. This man deserves only the best and making everyone jealous. -🐻❄️
Okay I love the idea! And I hope you enjoy reading this! 🐻❄
STEVEN GRANT X FAMOUS MALE READER
WARNINGS! Dirty talk in public, hella famous reader, SMUT, overstimulation, masturbating, car sex. H/n= Hero name!
The crowd roars with cheers and applause. Cameras flashing with their bright lights and interviewers bringing their microphone to who you may ask. Well of course The H/n.
Even though he just joined the avengers he is already the most famous man on earth. His great strength and personality did help him get by but what really gave him a boost is his looks.
He easily became a fan favorite and honestly the world's favorite. Teenage girls, boys and their mom swoon over him. While the straight men or fathers envy the man to the point like he was a god.
With the whole world swooning over him he didn't get much privacy. But the only thing the world didn't know was who is H/n dating?
H/n constantly talked about his boyfriend. Like I mean constantly. He always found a way to brag about him. Always showing him off but never revealing who he is until today.
"Everyone please quiet down." Y/n raises his hands to the air making everyone shut up. "Thank you~" Y/n winks at everyone making them all blush. Lots of people are live recording Y/n. "Okay. I want y'all to meet someone very special to me. Hes my everything. Hes my heart and soul. And especially hes my moon. Everyone meet my boyfriend Steven Grant hopefully future L/n!"
Y/n steps to the side revealing his boyfriend to the world. The room emerges in cheers and people trying to ask questions while cameras snap photos of the two of you. Y/n looks at Steven studying him making sure hes comfortable.
Anytime someone gets too close to Steven Y/n will pull Steven away gently or put his hand in the person chest backing them up himself. "Typical Y/n always makes a grand entrance. " Tony says playfully to Y/n making him laugh. Y/n takes Steven hand guiding him to a quieter place in the party.
Lots of people try to follow the couple but get stopped by Captain America telling them to "Give the boys some space guys."
Y/n sits on a stool taking Steven in his lap. "Oh baby you look so good. So gorgeous. You make me just wanna show you what your beauty does to me right here and now~" Y/n teases kissing the back of Steven's head. "Really? In front of all these people?" Steven's voice cracks a little leaning into Y/n's lap getting more comfortable.
"Mhm Stevey. I mean they are already jealous of you. Cmon just looks at you. You look like a god. So handsome." Y/n moves his mouth to Steven's ear giving it small kisses and a soft bite. "I can't wait for tonight. I'm gonna fuck you all night long how about I start now-----" Y/n gets cut of by a interviewer. "Mr L/n and Mr Grant?" Y/n groans and turns around facing the shy interviewer. "Yes?" "Uhm HI I was wondering can I ask you two some questions it won't take too much of your time." Y/n looks at Steven who nods and Y/n answers saying "Yeah kid. Ask away."
"Okay great! So when did you two meet and who asked out who?"
"Well we met at the museum he works at. I was there with my nieces and they were begging me to buy them a hippo. So I took them to the gift shop and that's where I met the love of my life. And for the who asked out who neither of us. My nieces had set up a date for both of us and we took off from there."
Steven giggles from the memory and adds "His nieces told me he was too shy to ask me out. So they wrote a letter asking me out as him."
"Wow who knew that The H/n is a shy guy. Moving on how long have you two been dating?"
"Way too long. Long enough to know I wanna marry him." Y/n gives out a short answer. "Now will you excuse me, i'll be right back." Y/n gives Steven a deep kiss with tongue and that leads them into making out. But Y/n pulls away from the heated make out. "Find me if you're in trouble." Y/n gives Steven one last kiss before heading off to mingle.
After Y/n spends time with his friends he leaves them to find Steven. He finds him in the corner of the room reading one of Stark's expensive history books. Y/n sneaks up behind wrapping his arms around Steven hugging him from behind. "Y'know if you want to keep just take it. I'll pay him back later." Steven jumps a little but relaxes once he finds out it was his boyfriend that's hugging him.
"Let's go home. I wanna fuck you all day long and I don't know how long I can hold myself back. You look so sexy Steven." Y/n praises him kisses trails on his jaw. Steven sets the book on the table and pushes Y/n face away from him. "Y/nn! Stop embarrassing me!" Steven whines out and finally gets himself free from his boyfriend.
Y/n places a strong hand on Steven waist guides him out of the party saying bye to everyone as they make their leave.
The couple gets into the car and Y/n plays soft music in the back having a calm atmosphere. Y/n opens the glove box and takes a bottle of lube out. Steven doesn't notice it since hes staring outside of the window looking at the stars deeply. Y/n puts his hand on Steven crotch tugging at his pants.
"Wah?! U-uhm Y/n what are you doing?" Steven Jolts up looking at his boyfriend. "Strip. And after you're done I want you to finger yourself okay baby?" Steven opens his mouth to argue to shut it and does what hes told trying to avoid getting punished.
Y/n hands him the bottle of lube and closes the glove box. Steven stares at the bottle embarrassed and opens the bottle and applies the lube on his fingers. Steven squirms in his seat shyly once he feels his boyfriend's eyes on him. Steven takes a deep breath before using one finger circling around his hole teasing himself. Steven lets out soft moans and whimpers. His cock slowly begins to rise and once it's fully hard he pushes his finger into himself.
Steven rolls his hips back and forth before moving the finger up and down twisting and turning it. Y/n watches in awe before taking one hand off the wheel and wraps his own hand on Steven's cock jerking him off slowly. Steven becomes putty in his hands and pleasure over takes him not even feeling embarrassed no more.
Steven adds two more fingers inside of heard thrown back and he fuck himself in a face but gentle pace. His cock twitches rapidly leaking precum out of tip making his cock look shiny.
By the time they get to the apartment Steven cums hard. His moans got louder as he cum onto his boyfriend hand. His body becomes sensitive to every touch and whimpers pleas for Y/n to stop touching his cock. Y/n lets out a mischief laugh and help Steven put his clothes back on. Y/n unlocks the door and turns off the car leaving the car and helping Steven get out. Steven's legs are all wobbling and shaking from his intense orgasm.
Y/n puts his hands on Steven's waist behind him guiding him inside the building. As the two walk Steven feels Y/n bulge pressed up behind him and whines. As the two get in the elevator Y/n grinds his crotch on Steven's ass holding Steven's hips still as he does.
As they make it to their floor and walk to the door. Steven hands fumble around with the keys as Y/n bite his neck and his clothed cock grinding against him making his mouth water.
When the door finally unlocks the door swings open hitting the wall during the process as Y/n eagerly picks up Steven and Steven wraps his legs around Y/n waist. As the couple gets into a heated makeout Y/n closes the door with his foot.
Steven and Y/n messily take off their clothes and shoes never breaking the kiss. Y/n lowers Steven onto his cock angling him right above the tip before thrusting his full shaft into him.Steven lets out a high pitch moan and holds onto Y/n leaving scratch marks on them. Y/n doesn't wait a second fucking him merciless. Steven hides his face into Y/n's neck muffling his moans. Wet skin slapping against each other along slide moans fills the room. As the two fuck on the door from the outside the door is shaking and making a thudding noise.
"G--aHhh~ Y-y/nn!~ CuM im cumming! FuCk" Steven moans out cumming all over his boyfriend and himself. Y/n slows down his thrust but still goes deep inside him attacking Steven's prostate with each thrust. Steven's sensitive cock slowly becomes hard again. "No.No--- Please Y/n~ I-i was a good boy please please just cum in--inside me~" Steven begs as tears fall from his face from being over used. "Okay baby just cum one more time then i'll cum inside you does that sound good?"
Steven whines but gives in shaking his head yes. Y/n picks up his pace fucking him with no mercy and the grip he has on Steven's hips bruising. Y/n aims for Steven's prostate abusing his hole in the process. Steven cock is all wet and shinny cum still leaking out from his previous orgasm. Steven uses his left hand to stop holding onto Y/n and go down to his own cock jerking himself off. Y/n sucks hickeys where it would be noticeable and leaves bite marks on his neck claiming Steven as his own. "Y-y/n oooH~ Please jUst cum inside me p---please! use me just use me please!" Steven begs as he cums again panting Y/n chest white. "Good boy~ Because you were a good boy you deserve an award."
Y/n thrust has gotten faster than it was before. He traps Steven body to the door as he fucks him faster and rougher. His thrust got messy and stopped making an effort to hide his voice. With all the noise you two are probably waking up the entire building. It doesn't take Y/n long to cum deep inside his boyfriend. Y/n keeps thrusting riding out his orgasm until there's nothing left.
Y/n holds onto Steven tighter walking him to the couch laying him down. Steven looks at his body covered in cum and he looks in between his legs looking at the cum that's on all over his thighs and some even leaking out of his hole overflowing.
"Aren't you sight for sore eyes." Y/n teases finding some snacks and water placing them on the table beside Steven. "Got you that book you were reading. You looked like you were enjoying it so I took it as we were leaving." Y/n puts the book beside the snacks and gives Steven his reading glasses.
"So Mr Grant. How was being in the spotlight?" Y/n asks like he was an interviewer using the book as a microphone.
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